Face Down Soft Landing Graphic Tee - Unisex Boxy Existential T-Shirt
"Expectations met."
The promised economic miracle: you and your dog safely hitting the floor. Performing exactly as expected.
This face-down soft landing graphic tee captures the ultimate economic miracle—hitting the floor with zero resistance. Featuring a deadpan boy and dog lying flat illustration, this existential streetwear piece is available in multiple colorways to effortlessly match your everyday casual look and your current state of mind.
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Material: 100% Premium Cotton (230g). Highly breathable, ultra-soft, and gentle on sensitive skin.
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Print: Premium Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print infused into the fabric for a soft-touch, breathable, and durable finish.
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Fit: A classic unisex fit. We recommend sizing up for a relaxed, oversized look.
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Care: Wash inside out on a gentle cycle with cold water. Tumble dry low or air dry. Do not bleach.